I have just been looking through my news feed on facebook, and I have just realized just how many chavs i have on there. eeek. 

So I go to delete them, (not just because of how they dress/the music they listen to, etc, but because they are actually complete NOBS) and as I’m going through my list, I realize that I can’t. Why? Because 90% if them are my family. WTF?

Suppose i should have seen it coming really, I mean, growing up in Swinton wasn’t exactly the most culturing experience I have ever had. But why do I have to be related to so many complete and utter twats? Is it completely socially unacceptable to delete them all? Really? Because if it wasn’t for the fact that we share a grandmother, I honestly would not look at any of these people twice. Except maybe to take a description for the police. Or to smack. 

I really am so fucking lucky to get out of that fucking dump and into the actual world. You know, where there are different people, rather than clones. And now they want me to go back. Yah, right. Cause I wouldn’t rather be eaten slowly from the inside out by flesh-eating beetles. Or something. 

Jesus people, is this really the best you can do? And you call ME a loser!