Conical Orgasm

note-a-bear:

queernonymoose:

notyourkinddear:

hinduthug:

OH MY GAH

For B… and the other B…

omg the gooooooooattss.

“And now we move to the kitchen. Marble floors! Can you believe it!”

“I don’t know, this doesn’t really feel like marble.”

“Oh, I promise, here, watch WHEEEEE!”

“Hmm, I guess, maybe. Do you have the invoice?”

“Invoice? Are you kidding me, look, you’re getting this place for a steal. I didn’t want to tell you, but really, we’re under pricing this house. The owners are jackasses and I know it hurts my commission, but I want them to go down.”

“Wow, that’s….” “And now to the basement!”

OMG baby goats in the kitchen baby goats in the kitchen gaaaaarrrghhhh!!! 

i want a baby goat!

  1. fuckmeowmeow replied: